This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe
you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
NHS
report ...
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please
report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any
inconvenience.
Dear
friend...
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can
kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs
YOU after all!
What
happened to you?
roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell
happened to you????
