T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone
except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u. not even
a network
Two
tickets! -
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in
and another to get out.
Sex
at age! -
How women think about sex: At 8
ignore it, Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age
48 beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it
Bail
me ugly ...
im at the police station.The police caught me &
filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
This
way ^ up
Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
Poor
Mirror -
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
