A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster
laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Who
passes more gas?
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long
enough to build up pressure.
The
little thing
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked
man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT
LITTLE THING?'
How
you eat your's?
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all
over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice
cream...
If
you were!
if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower
id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love
2 u!
Cat
& Rooster 
