Mon
& Son -
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest
thing on her hairiest thing. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
Do
you use phone?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer:
Depends, if I can find a phone.
Who
is strong?
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on
her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

Types
of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse
(_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss
my arse!!

Poem
..
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when
she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
I
like your...
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
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