Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!
Man
& Wife ...
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of
your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a
picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
The
wish :)
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I
am not able to remember what I did choose.
Guy
& Gal
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's
that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
Read
Message -
American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do
not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their
right hand.
Rough
day ..
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button
fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2
go 2 the bathroom.
What
are they? 
