A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an
erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
The
Painting ...
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a
naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was
doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn
Under
arrest
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public
with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my
bedroom
Mobile
Companies
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an
ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of
SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
The
Alien
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile
phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with
your thumb!
The
mirror- 
